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L.L.H: Chapter 287: Old Pig Sage


The Land of the Whirlpools, on the street.

Masahiko was walking in circles.

Simply walking around.

There’s no way that he would do it as a “dead person,” Masahiko had already asked Kushina’s father to announce that he was still alive, but it was still a bit difficult, especially when his name was brought in every conversation.

“Have you heard? The Great Elder, Uzumaki Masahiko, is still alive.”

“Really, isn’t that old man dead for three years?”

“Really, I heard someone has seen him.”

“No way? I went to that old man’s grave to worship, during the New Year Eve!”

Masahiko: “…”

Well, worshiping him during the New Year is such an honor, but it made me feel more like a ghost.

He kept walking around because he wants more people to see him and let everyone know that he’s not dead… but it seems to have no effect.

Masahiko interrupted, “The news is true, I’m really not dead!”

Civilian A: “Stop joking, like hell you’re the great elder, he’s way older!!”

Civilian B: “Hey, don’t joke like that. A friend of mine told me that he has a really bad temper…”

Masahiko: “…”

For god’s sake, I stand in front of you, and you can’t even recognize me?

You said I got a bad temper, huh?!

In short, after one more lap, Masahiko gave up the struggle.

“A group of fools!”

Originally Masahiko returned to the Land of the Whirlpools enthusiastically and wanted to meet his two disciples, Minato and Kushina, whom he hadn’t seen for a long time.

But when he returned, he found out that although Kirigakure announced their surrender, the Uzumaki troops didn’t withdraw yet, and it would take them two or three days.

Taking advantage of this time, Masahiko tried to convey the news that he was still alive to the general public, but it had only a little effect.

“How boring. Why can’t I fly to the sky and shout that I’m not dead?”

Masahiko murmured but didn’t do it…

“Forget it, let’s train Naruto.”

Naruto house.

Naruto was sitting in a chair, staring at the “History of the Uzumaki Kingdom” with irritation.

“There’s no way a person with the name Masahiko is good!”

Boom!!

“Ouch! Goya-Sensei, why do you keep hitting me?”

Uzumaki Goya sternly said, “Naruto, don’t slander the Great Elder!”

“Oh? Little Naruto dared to slander men?” Masahiko’s figure suddenly appeared in the room.

“Great Elder!”

Uzumaki Goya immediately got up, but Naruto remained motionless and turned his face away.

In the next second, Naruto turned his head mechanically, stood up mechanically, and opened his mouth mechanically, “Old… pig… Sage… good.”

Seeing Naruto’s horrified face, Masahiko sighed helplessly.

Although he could easily control Naruto with gravity, it was still hard to make him speak the right words.

“Sage Grandpa is good became Good Old Pig Sage… how did this happen?”

Masahiko lifted the gravity force, and Naruto sat down on the chair.

“Say hello politely, you’re a good boy, come on, you can do it.”

Naruto rolled his eyes and stood up, “Good Old Pig Sage!”

Masahiko: “…”

Goya said in shame, “I’m sorry, Elder, I failed to educate him.”

Masahiko waved his hand, ”It’s okay, kids, they are all rebellious. You need to be patient and slowly teach them to get better.”

Goya smiled bitterly. He obviously lacked confidence.

Masahiko didn’t care about him. Naruto is a gave up case from the start. He didn’t believe anyone could change him…

Looking at the history book on the table and flipping through its pages, Masahiko frowned.

Nothing there is wrong, but the writing is kind of poor, there are too many details, and he honestly felt bored reading it.

It should be shorter, for example, “The Uzumaki Clan defeated Kaguya Clan under the leadership of Uzumaki Masahiko, formed an alliance with Konoha under the leadership of Uzumaki Masahiko, established a nation under the leadership of Uzumaki Masahiko… etc.”

After taking a look at Goya, he threw the book to him, “Take it. I will personally teach Naruto everything in three days.”

“Yes! Great Elder!”

“No! Goya-Sensei!”

None of them minded Naruto’s refute, and after Goy left, Masahiko and Naruto were the only people in the room.

Masahiko glanced at Naruto, who turned his head away from him and controlled his gravity force to fly him over with a smile.

Naruto knew that he couldn’t resist, so he ignored it, but he couldn’t calm down when Masahiko lifted his shirt and put his hand on his stomach.

“Old Pig Sage, what are you doing?!”

Masahiko ignored him and put his finger on his belly.

“Help!”

…..

Ten minutes later, Masahiko put down Naruto’s shirt.

Masahiko felt speechless the entire time hearing Naruto’s laughs.

“Hey boy, aren’t you curious about the seal on your stomach?”

Naruto was very curious but still stubbornly refused to ask.

“Forget about it. Let me tell you about the history of Shinobi.”

“A long, long time ago… bah! In… Um… Sixty years ago.”

“At that time, it was still the Warring States Period. Konoha hadn’t been established yet. Our Uzumaki clan was struggling to survive. Because we were allies with the Senju Clan, I intervened in the war between the Uchiha and the Senju on behalf of the Uzumaki clan…”

Naruto has even pretended not to listen first and then slowly immersed himself in Masahiko’s narration.

“Old Pig Sage, what happened later?”

Masahiko was helpless, this addressing…

“Later, I had a battle with Uchiha Madara…”

“What about the First Hokage-Sama?”

Masahiko’s face darkened. Naruto was focusing on the wrong points.

“Later, Uchiha Madara’s life was spread by Hashirama, and Konoha was established.”

“Wow, the First Hokage-Sama is so great.” Naruto looked longing.

Masahiko: “…”

“I just said that I fought Uchiha Madara for a long time. Isn’t it as good as spreading someone’s life and establish Konoha?” Masahiko thought.

“Good Old Pig Sage, keep talking.”

….

Three days later.

Naruto was drowsy.

On the side, Masahiko kept talking.

“I’m so powerful that I’ve crushed the resurrected Uchiha Madara and beat him back to the underworld! Now that you know how great this Sage Ancestor is, will you stop calling me that!”

“Naruto?”

“Naruto?! Are you listening?”

“Huh? Huh! Old Pig Sage, did you finish?”

Masahiko sighed, “The story is over. Did you learn anything?”

“Yeah! Konoha’s Hokage are really great! But I will definitely surpass them all!”

Masahiko: “…”

I should have told him a fake story.

“What about me? How about me?”

Naruto squeezed it out, “Old Pig Sage, you’re great too!”

Masahiko breathed a sigh of relief…

But what the hell is Old Pig Sage? Is this title unset?

“Forget it, let’s go pick up your parents, they are coming back soon…”

“Hmm!”

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